January 29, 2023

Alameda’s Caroline Ellison Spotted Within NY Amid Speculation She actually is About To Roll On SBF After Hiring Iconic Clinton Lawyer

As Sam Bankman-Fried enters day six of his whirlwind mass media tour in which he can make one or more daily appearances – against the advice of his lawyers – in hopes of convincing  someone  that he was too dumb to be a unlawful mastermind with billions in crypto in cold storage space and in bank accounts in Dubai and […]#@@#@!!

As Sam Bankman-Fried enters day six of his whirlwind mass media tour in which he can make one or more daily appearances – against the advice of their lawyers – in hopes of convincing  someone  that he was too dumb to be a criminal mastermind along with billions in crypto within cold storage and in bank accounts in Dubai and Singapore (luckily all his wire transfers can be traced), also referred to as the  Simple Jack port defense

… the particular weakest link in SBF’s defense was just discovered in a New York coffee shop, amid speculation she is preparing to explode SBF’s entire defense technique.

According to Autism Capital, the previous CEO of Alameda Capital (which as a reminder was terrain zero of the FTX implosion after it blew upward $8 billion in FTX client funds on investments gone horribly wrong), Caroline Ellison, was spotted from 8: 15am this morning at the Ground Support Coffee upon West Broad in SoHo Manhattan. This, as AIR-CON notes, “ would mean she actually is not in Hong Kong and it is in NY not within custody. ”

A statement from the barista at the coffee shop verified that it was in fact Caroline.

Why does this matter? Because while the prominent Democrat subscriber, who reportedly is “ responsible for Biden in office ” plus who – at least according to Musk – donated over $1 billion to democrats…

… proceeds his deluded daily press appearances while casually tossing his former alleged fan, co-worker and penthouse-mate, Caroline – and pretty much all other co-workers – under the bus by claiming he has  no idea  how $8 billion in FTX client funds just vaporized within SBF’s personal hedge account, Alameda (implying that just Alameda’s CEO, Ellison, had been responsible for the theft and fraud)  Caroline is certainly two-steps ahead of SBF and it is already cooperating with associates of the DOJ, and particularly the SDNY, which  we previously reported  is probing the fall of FTX.

Subsequent reviews have only reinforced this particular rumor, and the latest is that Ellison is being represented simply by DC law firm, WilmerHale…

… best known for its Federal government Affairs Department Chair,   Jamie Gorelick , who was the former No . 2 ranking member in the Clinton Justice Department, and in a recent  interview , she referred to Garland because her “ wingman. ”

If indeed Ellison is working the Feds while currying favor with SBF’s former closest friends, the days of Bankman-Fried – who may or may not soon commit  Epsteincide  – beyond a prison cell are numbered.

In terms of SBF, who is still losing his time “ uhhhm “ -ing and “ such as “ -ing across various interviews hoping to show the world – and his long term jurors – just how weakling stupid he really was…

… and blaming it all on messy accounting, poor risk management, not to mention, Caroline Ellison – not really his premeditated fraud of course – even the CEO of Coinbase is no longer buying their relentless bullshit, saying earlier that no matter how “ untidy you accounting is (or how rich you are) – you’re definitely going to notice if you find an extra $8B to spend” adding that “ even the most gullible individual should not believe Sam’s declare that this was an accounting error” (here he is referring to  Bill Ackman , of course), and properly concluded that  “ it’s stolen customer money used in his hedge finance, plain and simple. ”

All which is missing is the definitive proof, and if the above rumors are correct, Caroline Ellison is within the process of, or already has provided it to the Feds. Which usually incidentally, may explain why SBF’s “ I am Basic Ja-ja-ja-jack, i’m so-so-so-sorry” tour just came to a crashing halt, when late on Sunday, the commingling masterming told Maxine Waters he won’t be voluntarily appearing before Congress – where any lie is a perjury – on the 13th (or ever for that matter).

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